Did you know that if you go more than seven and a half days without ejaculating, your balls will swell to the size of a balloon and eventually burst from all the spunk that's being stored and has nowhere to go? It's true! Evolution at work, survival of the fittest and all. Think about it.

And trust me, you don't want to be the poor schmuck who goes to the ER with an exploded nutsack because you forgot to spank your monkey for more than a week.

Look after yourself! A whack a day keeps your ballsack health-ay.