There's this very normal thing going on where tourists (mostly Asian females, I wonder why!) get lured in to taking photos with fine, elderly gentlemen while out in public.

Which wouldn't be too weird... except the fellas are butt naked. And they seem to be enjoying themselves just a tad bit too much.
But hey, not gonna judge. Seems like a great way to get to know ladies! Maybe I'll work up the confidence to try it myself one day.

As always, fix faces with whatever tools you have at your disposal.