The 50s camp horror character, who made her first appearance over the radio waves in 1951, Vampira is the brainchild of one Maila Nurmi. Tall, slender, sexy, frightening, she embodied everything forbidden and alluring of that midnight stalker, that shadow lurker, that neck-kisser...

Hey, I'm just trying to be outrageous alright? How else can I match the audacity Vampira herself?

WHY THIS CHARACTER?

Because I once came across an erotic sketch drawing set depicting the characters Morticia from the 1964 TV series (portrayed by Carolyn Jones), Vampira (portrayed by Maila Nurmi), and the Bride (by Elsa Lanchester).

So happy Halloween, happy holidays, or whatever the hell else you celebrate. You better send some buzz my way come treat-or-trickin' time, or else, I shall haunt your dreams.

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