The model I think is fairly self explanatory.

Boss, what? That was the last one. That was it. Stunty shut the gates. Rats stopped sending big ones. He me screamed and ran away. And none of them were fun.

Across the mountain looking for some get worth me time. Found 12 bosses shouting loud. Kill all 12 by nine. One had armor, one had magic, one had horns upon his head. Once said that Malebolgia you've met your doom. So I hit him. Now he's dead.

I don't want treasure. I don't want land. I don't want some shiny crown. I want one git who takes a hit and doesn't fall straight down. I'm bored. Where's the big one? Where's a git that don't go down? I'm bored. Send a dragon. Send the biggest boss in town. Send me daemons and send me gods. Send something worth me time. If the world ain't got a better fight, Then I'll break the world and find one.

We went underground for rats. Thought that might be good. Plenty teeth, plenty numbers. Smelled exactly like they should. Then they sent the Rat Ogres, finally big mean ugly. I cracked one across the skull. The rest suddenly got scurry,

boss they're retreating.

Why?

Because you killed all the big ones.

Cowards.

Where's the monster? Where's the beast? Where's the thing that makes me work? Every legend I keep meeting turns out to be some useless Bitch.

I'm bored. Where's the big one? Where's the dip that don't go down? I'm bored. Send a dragon. Send the biggest boss in town. Send me giants. Send me trolls. Send something with a spine. If the world ain't got a better fight, Then I'll break the world and find one.

We march north toward Kislev,

Heard Chaos like to fight.

Good. Finally, someone sensible.

We'll have ourselves a night.

Then snow came down and froze. The boys couldn't see past me own hand. I shouted at the blizzard: "Come down here and fight like a man!" Snow said nothing, so I punched a tree. Tree lost, still boring.

Who's the hardest? Me. Who's the strongest? Me. Who's the biggest? Me. Who's left to fight? That's the problem.

Smash the stunties, smashed the rats, smashed the Northmen too. Every boss that said he was the best found out that wasn't true. And that's the trouble in it.

Winning's easy when you're me. But what good is being strongest if nobody makes you bleed now? That... that annoys me.

I don't want easy. I don't want weak. I don't want another screaming heap. Give me someone who hits back. Give me something I might keep. Let me feel me armor buckle. Let me taste me own blood. Let me look across the battlefield and finally think, "Oh, good." So tell every king, tell every beast, tell every demon, The Biggest Boss's coming and if you're hard, you better hope you're not.

I'm bored. Where's the big one? Where's a fighter that don't go down? I'm bored. Send your champion. Send your king out with his crown. Send me dragon. Send me gun. Send me end of bloody time. If the world ain't got a better fight, Then I'll break the world and find one.

What? Now we found a bigger one.

Finally. I'm bored.

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Back to my devilish tricks.

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