The model I think is fairly self explanatory.

The WOKE LEFT is now saying that BEARDS ARE FOR EVERYONE! Everyone! Men, women, children — EVERYBODY is apparently entitled to a BEARD, whether they want one or NOT. This is what happens when you let the RADICAL LEFT take over our BARBERSHOPS.

They will tell you that a man without a beard is “beardless,” and a woman without a beard is ALSO “beardless,” and somehow this is supposed to make sense. Nobody knows what it means! VERY CONFUSING!

Next thing you know, the RADICAL BEARD CROWD will be forcing EVERY AMERICAN to grow a beard. Big beards, small beards, horrible beards — BEARDS EVERYWHERE! They want to make it ILLEGAL to shave!

We had the GREATEST BARBERS in the world when I was President. Beautiful barbers. Tremendous barbers. They understood that SOME PEOPLE LIKE BEARDS and SOME PEOPLE DON'T. SIMPLE!

MAKE SHAVING GREAT AGAIN! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION THIS MATTER!

PRESIDENT NOT OPENING THAT MESSAGEOLGIA

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Back to my devilish tricks.

Works well at a strength of 1

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