Because the site is shitting itself like the bloody flux I figured I'd drum up some medieval garbage..

Apparently Henry 8 had some exaggerated manhood in his armor, or maybe the guy was laid out of like boa constrictor with severe peanut allergy, dunno.. It's pretty hilarious and was common (?) to stick a giant cucumber codpiece on your plate armor. Go big or go home, I guess.

Guy was a galactic piece of garbage and it was like 1560AD or something so could just have been a raging untreated STD.

Str 1 to 0.8

full armor head-to-toe

1other

metal sphere bulge, codpiece, black armor, gold trim, faulds, full plate, pauldrons

Neg: Testicles, balls if you want less "definition"

remove bulge if you just want the armor I guess. But where's the fun in that?