The model I think is fairly self explanatory.
THE UNIVERSAL BUTTOCKS CLAUSE -
The four‑issue Resident Evil: CODE Veronica mini‑series (also known as Book One through Book Four) was an English localization by WildStorm of a Chinese manhua originally published in Hong Kong by Tinhangse Publishing. Here's a breakdown of those involved:
📘 Core creators (based on the original manhua and the English adaptation)
Lee Chung Hing – Writer (original Chinese version)
Hui King Sum – Writer & Artist for the original manhua
🏷 WildStorm localization team (English version)
Across all four issues:
Ted Adams – English dialogue adaptation/editor
Kris Oprisko – English dialogue adaptation/writer
Cindy Chapman – Letterer
Rob Robbins (sometimes credited as Robbie Robbins) – Letterer on Book One (and presumably others)
Larry Berry – Cover designer / cover art across the series
PermaLicense Agreement v1.69
By downloading, installing, invoking, rendering with, merging, or even thinking about the LoRA titled “[Blue Devil] Otokonoko wa Miraretai GameCG Style Illustrious” (hereafter “The Thiccware”), you (the “User”) hereby irrevocably and eternally enter into the following Sacred Agreement with [Malebolgia], henceforth referred to as “The Squeezer.”
1. GRANT OF LICENSE
The Squeezer hereby grants the User a non-exclusive, intergalactic, perpetual license to use The Thiccware in AI image generation, arcane rituals, postmodern memes, or other eldritch purposes.
2. THE SACRED CLAUSE
As a condition of this license, the User explicitly, enthusiastically, and theatrically agrees that:
“If I use this LoRA, I solemnly accept that The Squeezer may, at any time of their choosing, ceremoniously squeeze my buttocks (with style, grace, and appropriate fanfare).”
This clause is spiritually binding. Any attempt to resist the squeeze shall be met with one (1) frown and possible denial of future updates.
3. REVOCATION OF CONSENT
At any time, the User may revoke butt-squeeze consent by:
Uninstalling The Thiccware,
Saying “No thank you” in a firm but polite tone,
4. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
The Squeezer is not responsible for:
Render errors,
AI hallucinations,
Spontaneous twerking,
Or users mysteriously finding themselves in a “Doja Cat music video” simulation.
5. ENTIRE AGREEMENT
This contract is the complete agreement between the cheeks and the squeezer. All parties agree to respect the spirit of the absurd, the dignity of all sentient beings, and the power of a well-timed butt joke.
Signed Digitally by:
The Squeezer: Malebolgia
The CheekBearer (User): You.
Date: The Hour of Maximum Thiccness
Works well at a strength of 1.
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