The model I think is fairly self explanatory.

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The one‑shot comic Aliens: Special was published by Dark Horse Comics in June 1997. It’s an anthology containing two standalone stories crafted by two creative teams. Here's who was involved in its creation:

🧾 Creators & Contributors

Aliens: 45 Seconds

• Writer: Darko Macan

• Artist (Penciler/Inker): Frank Teran

Aliens: Elder Gods

• Writer: Nancy A. Collins

• Artist (Penciler): Leif Jones

• Inker: John Stokes

📦 Editorial & Design

• Editors: Philip Amara and Scott Allie

• Cover Art: Frank Teran

• Designer: Harald Graham (per Dark House listing)

🔹 Summary

This issue was produced in black-and-white and features two original Aliens-themed stories:

• "Aliens: 45 Seconds": Follows a Colonial Marine racing against time with a pulse bomb to clear an infestation.

• "Aliens: Elder Gods": Centers around a religious sect uncovering a statue—which harbors a horrific, alien truth.

Both were edited by Philip Amara and Scott Allie. Frank Teran not only illustrated 45 Seconds, but also painted the issue’s cover. Meanwhile Nancy A. Collins penned Elder Gods, visually brought to life by Leif Jones and inked by John Stokes .

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