Thrift Store Artist: the first model trained exclusively to generate paintings that make you say, "Someone's grandmother paid actual money for this."

Specializes in transforming any concept into inexplicably haunting imagery featuring anatomically questionable wildlife, suspiciously large-eyed children, or seascapes where the waves appear to be defying not just physics but the very concept of water itself.

Each creation comes complete with poorly executed perspective, at least one element that appears to have been added as an afterthought ("Is that... a bird or just a smudge?"), and that special quality that makes you wonder if the artist has ever actually seen the subject their painting.

Recommended Strength: 0.8 - 1.0

Prompting: The image is a vibrant, expressive painting on canvas depicting (SUBJECT)